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1. 8 Year Old Accordion Prodigy Stops TeenScreen Dead in its Tracks in Ohio Elementary School
2. Abilify’s Sewer People Wonder If Living In A Black Hole Is Right For Them
3. About Laraine Shape Author of Psych-Times
4. Alarming Number Of Americans Still Not On Drugs: Bad News From The CDC
5. American Psychiatric Association Adopts Bisexual Circus Monkey as Mascot and Official Logo
6. American Psychiatric Association Announces Drive Through Drug Partnership with Starbucks
7. American Psychiatric Association to Partner with Carnival Cruise Lines
8. APA Releases Position Paper on Inmate Access to Kiddie Porn
9. Area Dolls To Be Screened For Mental Illness
10. Area Psychiatrist Realizes His Profession is Full of Shit
11. Area Psychiatrist Wonders if Risperdal Induced Man Boobs May be Right for Him
12. Area Schools to Install Mental Health Scanners
13. Australian Psychiatrist Patrick McGorry Wins Best Actor for “The Psych Who Laughs”
14. Bad Hairdo Lands Ohio Psychiatrist in Jail
15. Barbara Flatshoe Wins Miss PRISTIQ America Pageant in Vegas
16. Bipolar Couple Demand Retraction, Apology From American Psychiatric Association
17. Children Who Like Ice Cream Ten Times More Likely to Develop Bipolar Study Shows
18. Cincinnati Real Estate Company Sued Over Psychiatrized Property
19. Convicted Psychiatrists Mark Wilner and Alberto Ayala Suffering From Pink Prison Panty Anxiety
20. Crazy Homeless Man Arrested for Animal Cruelty Claims He’s a Psychiatrist
21. Dancing With the Psychs Set to Premier in August
22. Disciplined Psychiatrist Opens Drug Ministry at Disney World
23. Disney Psych Drug Revival Promises to be Positively Magical
24. Dr. Drew Applauds TeenSCREAM Effort in Ohio School
25. Dr. Drew Says TeenScreen is a Psychiatric Drug Scam
26. Dr. Drew To Host New TV Game Show
27. Drinks, Dancing and Anesthesia Advances Add to Comfort of Psychiatrists During ECT
28. Drug Maker’s Frumpy NUEDEXTA Lady Doesn’t Think Her Wooden Egg Legs are Funny Anymore
29. Dung Fly Psychiatry
30. Electro Convulsive Drill Therapy (EDT) – The New Gold Standard In Resistive Patient Care
31. Fishing Report: Prozac Found Responsible for Lake Erie Walleye Kill
32. Florida Facing Pink Panty Shortage Following Massive Medicaid Fraud Sweep
33. Fluoxetine (Prozac) to Replace Fluoride in Kindergarten Dental Checkups?
34. Good Afternoon Psychiatrists – This is Your Captain Speaking
35. Happy Hoosiers Plan 24th Annual Prozac Parade & Psych Fair at Eli Lilly Campus
36. Home Not Selling? Ask Your Doctor If SELLabrex Is Right For You
37. Homeless Sweepstakes: Win a FREE Florida Brainshare Vacation!
38. I Drug Kids From Home and Earn ,750,000 per Year!
39. Imaging Study Shows Shoving a Pencil All the Way Though Your Ear May Ease CFDD
40. Is Your Dog Suffering From OCFD?
41. Janssen’s INVEGA SUSTENNA Wins Prestigious ADDA Award
42. Job Application Letter to Eli Lilly from a Real Estate Nut
43. Kellogg’s Prozac Frosted Flakes Class Action Lawsuit
44. Kellogg’s Announces New Antidepressant Cereal
45. Kids! Come To PsychWorld And Win FREE Rides, Drugs And Cotton Candy For Life!
46. Kids! Sign Up for Electric Shock Treatment and get FREE Ice Cream for Life!
47. Let’s Play Psych(lie)atry!
48. Letter to Harvard Brain Bank from a Real Estate Nut
49. Letter to Santa from PRISTIQ Boy
50. Man With Dead Car Battery Given New Start With Electroconvulsive Shock Treatment
51. Masturbation May Ease Witzelsucht Deficit Disorder in Psychiatrists Study Shows
52. Masturbation May Prevent Psychiatric Disorders, Study Suggests
53. Mayo Clinic Offers FREE Cruise With Shock Treatment
54. Mental Hygiene Maggots: A Long Lasting Solution in Psychiatry’s Fight for Clean Brains
55. Naked Brain Map Doctor Found Wandering and Lost in Upscale Chicago Neighborhood
56. Neuronetics Announces New Vice President of Sales for Neurostar TMS Therapy Devices
57. Ohio Mom Arrested for Allowing 12-Year-Old to See Psychiatrist
58. Pfizer Announces Mitten-Enabled Drug Trial for PRISTIQ Hand Disorder
59. Prehistoric Remains Full of Dung Thought to be Early Psychiatrist
60. Pretty Girls! Earn Cash and Prizes for Being a Picky Eater!
61. Prominent Child Psychiatrist Arrested on Shoplifting Charges at Area Antique Mall
62. Psychiatric Association Announces Plans For A Permanent John Wayne Gacy Memorial
63. Psychiatric Cyber Spying: Is Your Mind Safe?
64. Psychiatric Hopeful Vows To End World Hunger
65. Psychiatric Service Dog Sues Eli Lilly Over Dead Sex Life
66. Psychiatric Sex Conference Erupts into Violence
67. Psychiatrist Accidentally Scans Co-Dependent Self at Self-Scan Checkout
68. Psychiatrist Craps His Pants at School Career Day
69. Psychiatrists Conclude Pavlov’s Old, Dead Dog Unable To Learn New Tricks
70. Psychiatrists Discover Brain Receptor Responsible for Butt Sniffing in Dogs: Results Promising
71. Psychiatrists Ecstatic Over Saddest Cities Report
72. Psychiatrists Prepare for End of Days Armageddon
73. Psychiatry Hits New Low as Telemarketing “Phone Psychs” Hit the Phones and Dial For Drug Dollars
74. Psychs Of Walmart: Walk-In Mental Health Clinics Promise Big Profits
75. Psychs Suck! Campaign Kicked Off in Cincinnati
76. Psychs Suck! Essay Wins 8 Year Old Accordion Prodigy Full Scholarship To Julliard
77. Real e-mail Response to a NeuroStar TMS Therapy Rep. From a Real Estate Nut
78. Real Letter to Pfizer Pharmaceuticals About Wind-Up PRISTIQ Women From a Real Estate Nut
79. Reincarnated Psychiatrist Blames Penis Problems on Rights Group
80. Santa Psychs Set To Kick Off “Drugs For Tots” Drive On Black Friday
81. SHIT HAPPENS and Psych-Times Has a New Official Logo!
82. Shocking Brain Theory Revelation Stuns Psychiatric Community
83. Study: Crippled Cookies May Be at the Root of Mass Killings
84. Top 10 Last Minute Holiday Gifts for Psychiatrists
85. Transvestic Fetishism Dumped From Psychiatry’s Diagnostic and Statistical Mental Disorder List
86. Turns Out Inventor Of Shock Treatment Was Just An Asshole
87. Virginia Vet Shooter Described as “Nice Dog” By Neighbors
88. Where Dung Flychiatrists Go For Lunch
89. Wind-Up PRISTIQ Women Form “Wrong Hands” Support Group
90. Woman With No Mouth Unable To Ask Her Doctor About The Option of Adding ABILIFY To Her Antidepressant
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